Love Letter 2 ME

I dived into the ocean swam deep beneath the sea to search for my one true love but I couldn’t breathe…..
I climbed the highest mountain in the dead of night searching for my one true love but I couldn’t see…..

Then one night I called a stranger at 11:53, you answered all my questions with total honesty, we spoke until 2 the next morning, it felt so real I think at that very moment my heart began to beat and I began to breathe….
We met one week later at the mall for a casual lime, we felt so comfortable with each so much so we couldn’t believe for at that very moment my eyes were opened and began to see…….
We sat across from each other just to share a meal cause you were late unintentionally and I was extremely hungry…..then we began to chat and talk for a while you probably couldn’t tell but I was a little nervous OK I was nervous as hell…. You ate pizza and I had chinese food guess seeing you filled my stomach because I didn’t really eat much at all…. I kept thinking what stunning eyes you have but nothing could prepare me for your gorgeous smile and then something strange happen…. I saw a glimpse of your cute rider and oh my God I almost died……
We saw each other almost every week and I was determine to win your heart because you lit a fire the I had kept hidden deep inside….you were always pleasant and our conversations were intoxication….I looked forward to your phone calls waking you up, walking you out and saying good night became the best moments of my entire day…..

I pursued you with a passion I never thought I had and your responses aroused feelings stimulating my heart .…..I remembered the first time I kissed you it was at a club, we danced so close it was like making love… OH GOD I DO LOVE YOU!
Two months later we became lovers you were my first…. oh God how your kisses drove me crazy…..my heart was pounding incontrollable….I begged you to touch me ……our love making lasted all night long, unforgettable are those moments when our bodies united to become one, memories of sweet sensations will linger forever in my heart and mind…..
Now almost six months later we’ve been through good, bad, happy and sad and yet we have SURVIVED…..
For thirty-eight years I walked barefooted in the desert…. stumbling and alone…. tired and thirsty searching for my one true love……completely exhausted filled with desperation from my long hard search I stopped to rested awhile and as I gently closed my eyes and in that astounding moment I realized……my one true love was always with me for my one true love is YOU….. you were right here safe in my heart always protecting my soul…..
Now my search is over I’ve found the one I love…..all I ask of you is to continue to quench my thirst….be my light through the darkness……share your love with me until the end of time ……let me love you……share with me your tears and smiles because it only takes one glimpse of your cute rider to set my heart and soul on fire…….

What's Your Sign?

Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion... ...

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart ~ ( Jan 20 - Feb 18 ) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES - The Dreamer ~ ( Feb 19 - Mar 20 ) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Un selfish.Good kisser. Beautiful.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19 ) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS - The Enduring One ~ ( April 20 - May 20th ) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts.Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox ~ ( May 21 - June 20 ) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
CANCER - The Protector ~ (June 21 - July 22 ) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
LEO - The Boss ~ ( July 23 - Aug 22 ) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Likes boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy, attractive. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leo's.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist ~ Dominant ~ ( Aug 23 - Sept 22) In relationships, very conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer ( Sept 23 - Oct 22 ) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
SCORPIO - The Intense One ~ Very Energetic ~ (Oct 23 - Nov 21 ) Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional..
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One ~ (Nov 22 - Dec 21 ) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome ). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Beautiful inside and out.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter ~ ( Dec 22 - Jan 19 ) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

Fighting Fairly In A Relationship

Fighting fair means following guidelines that promote a safe and fair fight where both partners allow each other to express feelings and positions fully, and hear each other out, no matter how deep the disagreement. Follow these guidelines: 1. Be specific when you introduce a complaint. Confine yourself to one issue at a time. 2. Don't just complain. Ask for a reasonable change to help resolve the problem 3. Do not make the situation seem hopeless by overloading your partner with complaints. 4. Do not let counter-demands enter the picture until the original request is clearly understood and there has been a clear-cut response. 5. No cross-complaining. When the other person complains, don't answer with a complaint. 6. Do not be sarcastic or intolerant. Be open to your own feelings and equally open to your partner's. 7. Do not correct a partner's statement of his/her own feelings. Do not tell a partner what s/he should know or feel. 8. Never assume that you know what a partner is thinking until you have checked out the assumption in plain language. Do not predict how s/he will react. 9. Always be open to compromise. Your partner's view of reality may be as real as yours, even though you may differ. 10. Never make labeling statements, accusations or put-downs. Name calling, snide remarks, put-downs or negative facial expressions are unacceptable, unproductive and damaging to your relationship. 11. Forget the past and stay in the here and now. Don't use "always," "never" or "should." What happened last month is not as important as what you are feeling now.12. Don't interrupt. Let the other person finish before you speak. 13. No physical violence allowed. This is a firm guideline for fair fighting. 14. Time out is okay. If things get too heated, ask to continue the discussion at another time. Specify the time. 15. Remember, there is never a single winner in an honest and intimate disagreement. Both partners either win more intimacy or lose it.

Balgobin (a MUST READ; CLEVERLY DONE)‏

MATH TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor? Balgobin: You tell me to do it without using tables! GO SLOW TEACHER: Balgobin why are you late? Balgobin: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? Balgobin: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.' CROC TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell 'crocodile'? Balgobin: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong Balgobin: Maybe. If yuh seh so. But you ask me how I spell it! H2O TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? Balgobin: I know!! It's 'HIJKLMNO'!!TEACHER: What are you talking about?Balgobin: Yesterday you said it's H to
O! WHO DISCOVER GUYANA TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find Guyana . Balgobin: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered Guyana ? CLASS: Balgobin! VERY IMPORTANT TEACHER: Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.Balgobin: Me! I TEACHER: Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' Balgobin: I is... TEACHER: No, no, Balgobin. Always say, 'I am.' Balgobin: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' COINCIDENCE TEACHER: 'Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?' Balgobin: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, and at the same time.' SAY YOUR PRAYERS TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating? Balgobin: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. MY DOG, YOUR DOG TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Balgobin: No, teacher! It's the same dog!SMUDGE RESPONSE The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten.'Balgobin,' the teacher asked, 'where is the decimal point now?' 'On the eraser!' JUST A DOT The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call on little
Balgobin, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But, eventually, his turn came....Little Balgobin walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Balgobin had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. 'It's a period,' reported Balgobin.'Well, I can see that,' she said, 'but what's so exciting about a period?' 'Me nah know', said Balgobin, 'but, this morning, me sister say she miss one. Me Daddy get a heart attack. Me mother faint. And the next ting we know, the man next door shoot he self!' FACES Finding little Balgobin making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Sita stopped to gently reprove the child.Smiling sweetly, the school teacher said, 'Balgobin, when I was a child, I
was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.' Balgobin looked up, shook his head and replied, 'Well, Ms Sita, you can't say nobody didn't warn yuh. You should have listened!'

it doh matter wat d hell u say...i wudnt get vex or nothin jus b honest...lol

Fill this out about me and send it bak *BUT FIRST* Send A Blank Copy To All Of Your Friends (Including Me) So They Can Fill It Out About You! Got It?? BE HONEST!!!


AM I??

1. Quiet / Loud?
2. Short / Tall?
3. Weird / Original
4. Nice / Mean
5. Friendly / Selfish
6. Normal / 'Special'
7. Smart / Stupid
8. Boring / Fun
9. Attractive / Unattractive

DO YOU THINK I'M...

1. A psycho?:
2. A nerd?:
3. An asshole?:
4. Ghetto?:
5. A faggot?:
6. Two-faced?:
7. Obnoxious?:
8. Immature?:
9. Mature?:
11. Moody?:
12. Stoner?:
13. Alcoholic?
14. Lovable?:

JUST SOME QUESTIONS

1. What do u think I'll be when I grow up?:
2. (a) Do u think I'll get married?:
(b) If u do..who do u think I'll marry?:
3. When is my birthday?:
4. Who is my best friend?:
5. What song (if any) reminds u of me?:
6. Do I remind u of any characters on TV?:
7. If u could rename me...what would my name be?:
8. Have u ever had a dream about me?:
9. What was it?
10. If u could give me anything...what would it be?:
11. If u could promise me anything..what would it be?:
12. If you could have anything that I have what would it be?:

PERSONAL(OPPOSITE SEX)

1. Would u ever kiss me?:
2. Would u ever consider being my boyfriend?:
3. Do u ever think about me off-line?:
4. If we spent a day together.where would we go and what would we do?:
5. If u could describe me in one word...what would that word be?:
6. (a)Do u or have u ever had a crush on me?:
(b)Do u still have a crush on me?
7. u KNOW u want me?:
8. (a)Do u think u would have a chance with me?:
(b)Would I have a chance with u?:
9.If I asked you out what would you say?:
10.(a)If I told u I loved you would it change our relationship?:
(b)If yes how?:
11.If you could change anything about me what would it be?:

**EVERYBODY**

1. Do u wish we were closer?
2. What is your complete opinion of me?

No matter what you say, I'll still love all of you!!

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?

There are 7 girls in a bus
Each girl has 7 backpacks
In each backpack, there are 7 big cats
For every big cat there are 7 little cats
Question: How many legs are there in the bus?

The number of legs is the password to unlock the Excel sheet.
If you open it, add your name and send it on to see who else can unlock it.

Send it back to let the person know you got it correct.
This is a real math problem so don't say that a bus has no legs.
If you get the correct answer that's the password to the spreadsheet.
Put your name in the column with the names and forward it on,
if you were smart enough to get the right answer.

Please let me know when you solve this little brain teaser

There are 7 girls on a bus
Each girl has 7 backpacks
In each backpack, there are 7 big cats
For every big cat there are 7 little cats

Question: How many legs are there in the bus?
(See attached file: Legs(1).xls)

The number of legs is the password to unlock the Excel sheet.
If you open it, add your name and send it on to see who else can unlock
it.

if you woke up one mornin and saw me in your bed wat would you do?

1) go back to sleep
2) slap me
3) cuss me out
4) jus tell me to leave
5) climb on top of me and cuddle
6) have sex with me .... details please!
7) make me breakfast
8) ask me my name (lol)
9) call the cops
10) kiss on me
Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! an see how many ppl want u in their bed....

Meaning of color and your Birthday

Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper,

and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom.


1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).


When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers

1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This pe rson is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.

8.. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday

The Kitchen Bitch

The Kitchen Bitch

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to
her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living

room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,

"All of you sons of bitches, who want off, get the hell off now...
cause this is the last stop!

And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on,
get your asses on the train... cause we're going down the tracks.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.

When you come out, you may play with your train...
but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom
and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...

"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one.

We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will
have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added,

"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the bitch in the kitchen...."

Cancer

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.

2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime

3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors.

4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.

5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.

6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.

7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.

8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.

9 When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.

10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.

11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.

CANCER CELLS FEED ON:

a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal,Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in color. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.

b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soya milk cancer cells are being starved.

c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.

d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains,seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts)and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at
temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).

e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine.Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.

12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrified and leads to more toxic buildup.

13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.

14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.

15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.

16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.

(PLEASE FORWARD IT TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT)

CANCER UPDATE FROM JOHN HOPKINS HOSPITAL , U S - PLEASE READ

1. No plastic containers in micro.

2. No water bottles in freezer.

3. No plastic wrap in microwave.

Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well.
Dioxin chemicals causes cancer, especially breast cancer.
Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies.
Don't freeze your plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic.
Recently, Dr. Edward Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at Castle Hospital , was on a TV